A few things that were uttered, exclaimed and stated around our house this past week:
"Quit trying to make Christian eat your evil breakfast!!!"
~Noah talking to Austin about the toffee crescent rolls that Austin made this morning. Christian just wasn't hungry... and that did not bode well with his oldest brother.
"Hey, is that chicken?! Like from a pig?"
~Noah peeking into the oven
"Put that machete down. See? That's what happens when you don't listen to mommy."
~Me, stated very matter of factly to 3yo Christian as he (lightly) bonked his head on the upswing of a rusted hatchet he was trying to hurl across the yard.
I called it a machete because I couldn't think of the right word, but it's a hatchet. No, it's not his hatchet... the kids found it when they were digging in the yard one day. Is it sad that I was saying this like it was a normal everyday occurrence instead of yelling it?
Any interesting sayings from your house?