...Evil, I tell you! It keeps giving me high calorie, high fat, high taste, and low nutritional baked goods. As I'm writing, I am devouring almost an entire mini-muffin pan of delicious, delectable and fresh-from-the-evil-oven pecan pie muffins (per Homemade Gourmet).
Warm, toasty pecans nestled in a sweet brown sugar batter and a perfectly crisp crust...mmmmmm..... It wouldn't be so bad if it just stopped at the muffins. That oven is out to get me and wants me to pack on the pounds! Earlier today it forced me to eat a positively cheesy and tasty Mexican Casserole...two whole plates!
I think I need to get rid of it before it gets rid of me. Just think how much healthier it would be around here without that oven. You don't exactly bake much protein, do ya? Nope, just breads and desserts and a variety of creamy, fattening casseroles.
I'll have to have a glass of milk and a few more muffins while I devise the perfect plan...